Sunday, February 05, 2006

Pregame thoughts

  • Chris Mortensen said the Steelers want to send a message to Alexander by beating him up early in the game. Unnecessary roughness penalty coming up!
  • Some second thoughts on my pick. Seahawks haven't been good against the 3-4, Alexander isn't known to be good at blocking blitzers.
  • As usual, Irvin, Young, and Tom Jackson provide absolutely no insight whatsoever.
  • You could hide a lot of coke in Michael Irvin's tie.
  • The "I'm going to Disney World" rehearsal commercial was entertaining, but if I were a player I'd be too suspicious to do it.
  • You also wouldn't catch me alive posing with the Lombardi before winning it. Belichick wouldn't look at last year in a pregame press conference. Now players and coaches on both sides are doing artistic poses with it.
  • Seeing Stevie Wonder is always good, but enough with song medleys. Songs were meant to be played from beginning to end.
  • Wonder's faking it. He's not blind.
  • This looks like a Steelers home game.
  • When a team's season ends, their commercials should end too. I'm so sick of the Tom Brady's 5 layers of protection commercial. I can only imagine how someone who's not a Patriots fan feels.
  • The former Super Bowl MVP ceremony is cool.
  • Tuck in your shirt Jerry Rice!
  • Where's your tie John Riggins?
  • Now I understand why the Pats lost this year. If they were in the Super Bowl, Brady and Branch wouldn't have been able to be in the ceremony.
  • Already sick of Full Throttle commercials.
  • How many Seahawks fans are in Detroit? 25?
  • Jerome Bettis is gonna be winded after that sprint onto the field.
  • Aaron Neville is not a good singer. Why won't anyone admit this?
  • I wonder what Dr. John's specialty is? Podiatry?
  • Is that Jerome Bettis's mother singing the National Anthem?
  • Adam Sandler's new movie Click is a ripoff of a Simpson Halloween episode where Bart and Millhouse could freeze time.
  • Harrison Ford has completely lost it. 50-year-olds should not have earings and goatees.
  • Tom Brady should not be doing the coin toss.
  • I hope Joey Porter doesn't go for Brady's knees.
  • With the coin toss, Tom Brady beats the Steelers again!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

FYI... Harrison Ford has the goatee because he's filming a Civil War movie about the capture of John Wilkes Booth, and he's had the earring for almost 10 years... get over it!

Alan said...

I didn't know Ally McBeal visited this site!