Monday, August 29, 2005

Bad Karma Clemens


He got lazy the last few years with the Red Sox.
He lied to the fans when he left Boston.
He forced is way out of a commitment to Toronto.
He was a Yankee.
He threw at Mike Piazza's head.
He threw a bat at Mike Piazza.
He scammed a Hummer out of the Yankees (insert Yankees Suck joke here) by faking his retirement .

Rogers Clemens has had one of the most illustrious careers for a pitcher, but now the Baseball Gods are getting revenge on him. Someone with a 1.51 ERA should have a better record than 11-6. Mike Piazza, Sox fans, Yankee fans, and Blue Jay fans are all getting a good laugh this year as the Astros have been shut out in eight of Clemens' starts.

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