Some Thoughts

By guest writer Bryan

I wanna first go over a few things that have been passed around the website.

1. I have no proof that Kurt Warner is the dumbest man in America, but he is certainly up there on the list. His best years passed two years ago. The only good thing about Kurt Warner is his big-breasted wife Brenda, but even she needs to get run over by a bus anytime she opens up her mouth. Too much God talk, not enough thinking maybe the game has passed.

2. I love the idea of the National in Washington D.C. There needs to be a team in the capital, and it is a shame that it will not go through. Portland sounds like a good place, and Alan made a pretty good quick argument about that. If MLB puts a team in Las Vegas, I will never watch a baseball game again. To think that they would want to ban Pete Rose for life, but then place a team in a city in which more money is won by gambling? I dunno about any of you, but that sounds pretty hypocritical. I am iffy on the local government paying for stadiums, not really sure either way. It does seem like a waste of taxpayer money, but on the same hand, why should the local populace not take some part in paying for such a money generating enterprise? Especially since it will be they who benefit the most.

3. Do not change the rules of NFL overtime. Let me pose this thought to those of you who think it is so bad that both offenses do not get to take the field; what happens if the kickoff is returned for a touchdown? Should the other kick returner get another chance? Too bad, so sad. There is a reason why they have called it sudden death. You have a 50-50 chance of winning the toss, and if you don't have an idiot coach, will receive the ball instead of taking the wind. After that, it is up to your team.

4. Bob Ryan is a gas bag. Tired old coot.

5. As of 1030 cst on Thursday, there is 8 minutes 34 seconds left in the Holiday Bowl. Texas Tech is up on Cal 38-24. By 1050, I am expecting both teams to be in the 50's.