Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Lots of God news

  • According to Terrell Owens, God healed his broken foot and wants him to play on Sunday (but isn't that the day of the Sabbath?)
  • According to a girl on MTV's The Real World, God wants her to, "play the field."
  • There's rumors Brett Favre plans on retiring. Joe Buck and the ESPN crew are hoping he resurrects.
She moves in mysterious ways.

1 comment:

Alan said...

Some believe that in Mysterious Ways, the "she," Bono is referring to is God. God indeed is working in "mysterious ways," if he care more about the sex life of a Real World cast member and the health of T.O.'s foot rather than the Pope's health.