He wants the 1988 MVP because he came in second to a steroid user. Greenwell had some good seasons, but here's the first two things I think of whenever I hear his name.
1. He collided into Ellis Burks so many times that poor Ellis had to constantly look to his right during every fly ball. Some say Burks would have had a better career if he didn't have to play next to Greenwell in his early years.
2. Greenwell was a late call up in the 1986 season. During a locker room celebration, Greenwell was in the background completely naked for all of Boston to see. When will they start doing interviews in the locker room for Women's Tennis? Maybe that will be one of my ideas for fixing the game of tennis. Sorry I'm making everyone wait so long for this revolutionary essay on tennis.
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