Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Dear ESPN,


I love that you show competitive eating once in a while, but I think you can create a better show. Call it Competitive Eaters Attack! Find restaurants that have buffets or all you can eat nights and bring two competitors in along with the cameras.

We'd have the excitement of the competition along with the comedy of watching the restaurant staff's reaction. Think about it, the great Kobayashi pays ten dollars for all you can eat pizza. Would the restaurant run out of dough? How many slices would it take before the owner had a nervous breakdown? 30? 40? 50?

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Sincerely,
Alan

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