The return of NFL quick thoughts!

• How does Mike Martz still have a job?
• Ty Law gets an interception and the Jets get blown out. Perfect.
• Broncos lose to the Dolphins. If Mike Shanahan retired with Elway, some people would still call him a genius.
• Two touchdowns for rookie Alex Smith! He really was worth the number one pick! He's a Tampa Bay tight end who was drafted in the third round? Nevermind.
• So is Ray Lewis gonna hire a hit on Kyle Boller or Matt Stover?
• Impressive win for Drew Bledsoe, but I think that Burger King mascot is in his head.
• Was that the same Larry Johnson who had to take his diapers off? He looks like a new man.
• Why I don't gamble and why I avoid making predictions on this site: I thought the Steelers would struggle with Bettis and Staley out.
• But I'm not always wrong: Green Bay lost (I've been saying they'd struggle) and Mike Williams caught a touchdown pass (I defended the Lions' controversial pick of Williams).
• The Colts are up 24-0 with 90 seconds left, so Manning tries to throw a 40 yard pass. Dungy must have Manning on his fantasy team too.
  
• For those of you sad about the Patriots not playing on Sunday, at least you had their commercials. My grades:
  
• Troy Brown Dunkin' Donuts: B+ (great acting, pretty good idea, but not as good as Brown's classic United Way "I got Bingo!" commercial),
  
• Tom Brady and O-Line Visa: C+ (great idea, some wasted opportunities.)
• Generic Patriots Coors Lite snow train: F (corny. Fans being overheated in Foxboro isn't the first thing that comes to mind. Don't think this commercial will make much sense in December)
• Diet Pepsi Machine with real Patriots: D (I didn't give it an F because they tried to be creative, but it just didn't work).