How to get noticed if your a male tennis player

Write something derogatory towards women. Some thoughts from Justin Gimelstob:

[Female tennis players] live in Bizarro World. However, one of the benefits of having the women around is the ever-increasing desire for each and every young sassy player trying to outdo or, in this case, under-dress the next.My prediction: Pretty soon the WTA practice courts and maybe even the match courts will resemble a women's volleyball court, with g-strings and bikinis being the only logical next step. Not that I'm complaining, or even think that wouldn't be a valuable marketing tool. But I'd like to recommend to players both female and male, and even coaches out on the practice courts ... if you resemble a beached whale, keep your gear on."

Sounds like a good plan to me. Serena Williams did not help the case of women tennis players today, as she had to pause from her match to put on some earrings that fell off during a point.