Thursday, January 27, 2005

Non Super Bowl NFL thoughts

  • I wonder what Rothlisberger's fake Spanish name is. Juan Escobar Fakebrokentoelio?
  • Very interesting offseason coming up.
    • What team will Moss end up with? Ravens and Raiders seem to be the most mentioned teams. Moss would go crazy in Baltimore with such bad quarterbacks. Could do well in Oakland because Collins can throw deep. Imagine him in St. Louis with Torry Holt?
    • Where does Edgerrin James go? I say Miami. Indy will miss him a lot. Ask the Pats about Curtis Martin.
    • Jim Bates, next year's defensive coordinator in Green Bay. He'll be their head coach the following season. Imagine going from a secondary of Surtain and Madison to Green Bays secondary of Milli and Vanilli.
    • Herm Edwards will be on the hot seat right away because of his terrible coaching against Pitt. He better pray the Jets start the season well.
    • Will Drew Bledsoe survive the offseason in Buffalo? How about putting him in Baltimore with Moss?
    • If you haven't noticed, I refuse to acknowledge the salary cap.
    • Drew Brees/Phillip Rivers choice in San Diego. I'd try to trade Brees; his value will never be higher (I see him as an average quarterback). This is assuming San Diego believes Rivers is legit.
    • What moves will Washington make so they can protect their title of Champions of the Offseason. I'll predict they sign Michael Strahan.
    • Isn't it about time Jerry Jones gets sick of Parcells? Does his strong personality make people forget that he's done nothing without Belichick?
  • Looks like Romanowski's involved with steroids. Also, sky is blue.
  • Look out NFL, the Cardinals have a "tougher" looking logo
  • With Jamal Lewis on board, the prison football team at federal prison camp at Maxwell Air Force Base, Montogery, Alabama will be unstoppable.

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