Pedro back in Yankee Stadium

Pedro's pitching against the Yankees tonight so we'll be sure to hear some "Who's your daddy?" chants. Pedro can do a few things to counter this chant:

1. Wear his World Series Ring to the mound. Take time to polish and admire it on the mound between batters.
2. Wear a Devils Ray hat. Forget last year's disaster for the Yanks; they're too busy recovering from being beaten up by the Tampa Bay power house.
3. Bean a couple Yankees.

If he does these things I may forgive him a little bit for his foolishness during the off season.