Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Who says I never write about women sports?

Two articles from SportsPickle.com.

Flat-Chested Sorenstam only a perky set of c-cups away from superstardom

Legislation seeks to prevent high school cheerleaders from being such slutty skanks

6 comments:

Kris in Key West said...

That's pretty bad. I wouldn't expect you to be open minded about women and their role in the sporting world. I know it's a pipe dream but is there any chance you could give us a preview of the Champions League Final coming up between Liverpool and AC Milan? Because of Shaq's bad thigh, Detroit is going to get the chance to defend their title. I'm trying to help the Red Sox nation, you should draft this catcher down here whose about to graduate from Key West High School. A tough nosed kid, he's a switch hitting power hitter who wants to be the best catcher of all time. As of this writing he is leading the Conchs to a state championship.

The Godfather said...

your high school's team mascot is a conch?

Kris in Key West said...

The Key West Fighting Conchs. A seashell of sorts. Nothing strikes more fear into opponents than the sight of the giant conch shell next to the baseball diamond. Seriously, the catcher, Ralphie Henriquez is the real deal. I have no doubt he will follow in the footsteps of Key West natives Khali Greene and Bronson Arroyo.

Alan said...

The links are my appreciation of parody, not my beliefs. It's great women participate in sports, I just don't watch it. Here's my soccer preview: AC Milan will win one-nil. A blog that does talk about soccer is sportsfrog.com, so you might want to try there. I'll let Theo know about the Key West catcher. Do they serve conch fritters at these games?

Kris in Key West said...

Conch fritters? Of course. I was just trying to get you to maybe watch this game which will decide who is the best club team in Europe. I'm betting that you would like it. Please let Theo know that I'll be needing the standard finders fee.
P.S. They will always be the Marquette Warriors.

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