The Devil Rays need a new name

In Tampa, they determined that the word, "Devil Rays," gives off a bad image because "Devil," is such an evil word. The New Jersey Devils don't seem to have that problem; maybe it's because their team has talent.

There's a possibility they'll just drop "Devil," and call themselves the Rays. They would then have to get a new mascot.


Or they may look for entirely different name. Here are two suggestions:

• The Tampa Bay Fifth Place
• The Tampa Bay Just Stopping By Until We Move To a Real Major League City

I don't know how you'd fit that on a hat though.