Now this is some good coaching

The wisdom of Pittsburgh Penguin coach, Michel Therrien:

"It's a pathetic performance. Half of the team doesn't care. ... They're doing the best job to be the worst defensive squad in the league. I'm really starting to believe the goal of our defense is to be the worst defensive squad in the league. They turn the puck over, they have no vision. The guys don't care. They pretend to care, but I know they don't care. They suck. I've never seen a bunch of defensemen suck like this.

We should take 50 percent of their salaries because they play only 50 percent of the time."